Sometimes I really just want to be like “Man the FUCK UP and make a goddamn decision!”
Yes, I am flattered you are making an extra effort borderline obsession to hang out with me. But if you invite me over and the most interesting thing you can think of for us to do is watch TV, it doesn’t speak much for you. This makes me think you:
A. have ulterior motives other than just hanging out or
B. are insanely boring.
You can barely carry on a conversation via facebook so sitting in the same room with you isn’t exactly my idea of a “good time”. Then when I come up with every excuse in the book not to see you, you do the same thing the next day or question me about every detail of why I can’t go over there. Please either learn a basic set of social skills or come up a plan for something to do. Or take a freaking hint. And if you *do* want to hook up instead of hang out then come out and SAY IT when I ask you. I really don’t know why else you would want to randomly hang out with me three years later…
Grow up, little boy. I’m so done with you.